May 23 2015

What Happens at 6 O’Clock?

{Editor’s Note: Shirley wrote this story before we lost Wilbee to liver failure…}

Left: Izzy  ----  Right: Wilbee

Left: Izzy —- Right: Wilbee

In the Nigro household, 6 o’clock is a very important time of the day. Why, you ask? Because it is Beagle Feeding Time. There is absolutely no way we can forget that time of day. Both hounds intently inform us that they are starving to death and we better take care of the situation before they keel over and die.

I don’t what possessed me to video that stupid task, but since I did, you will just have to suffer through it. I want you to know, we don’t feed the guys canned tuna as normal diet, but as you can guess we were out of dog food and scrambled to find something suitable as a substitute. They would just have to live with the change of menu.

Of course, there is a strict routine in the food preparation. Natalie always prepares the food. The boys think she is a master chef. Since it takes her a while to fix the dishes with vitamins, gravy or water, and the normal gourmet dog food, Wilbee can’t stand there and watch her at work the way Izzy can. He has to head outdoors somewhere on the property and wait for the call – Wiiillllbeeeeeee. Once he knows dinner is ready, he comes barreling through the dog door like a bat out of hell and races to the bowl and sits down without touching his food. Then, when Natalie releases each of them, they are allowed to dive in! This little procedure took many months of very dedicated training when they were little.

If you watch the video, you will know the length of time it takes to consume their dinner. For some reason they don’t seem to have any ill effects from devouring their food in such a manner. I’d have heartburn for days if I ate that fast!

The only thing missing from the video is the statement of Bon Appetite.

 

May 22 2015

I Would Like To Introduce You to Martha

Shadow-box of small scene using materials from the desert.

Shadow-box of small scene using materials from the desert.

One weekend last fall, while slaving away as a “Work Camper” in the capacity of a Camp Ground Host at Kiva RV Park, I met Martha. She brought some wonderful little shadow boxes of mini-scenes using items she found in the dessert (rocks, twigs, dried flowers, etc.). They were so cool. There was a typed paper pasted on the inside of the top of the box and it was a detailed description of the contents. The more she talked to us, the more interested I became.

Poor Martha didn’t know what she was in for. I had to ask a question, then one more question, ok, a ton of questions. It was fascinating. Once I got all the questions about the little boxes I could think of exhausted, I ventured into her personal profile.

As she talked about herself and answered another hundred questions, I realized this woman was a real desert woman. Incredibly, she had lived out on the desert of New Mexico for 17 years, mostly by herself! She built her living quarters mainly herself, occasionally enlisting the help of her friends.

I was impressed to hear her story because she had a Master’s degree in Psychology. She became tired of the rat race, and decided to head to the desert. Amazing!

Before she left Kiva’s clubhouse, I invited myself over to her place for a tour of her homestead… with Natalie and one other work camper to come along, too! Surprisingly, she agreed.

The drive out there was very interesting… see a snippet:

stop-sign-in-booniesmarthas-placeThe homestead visit was more impressive that I had imagined. She had a great little living quarters or house. It was warm, inviting, and filled with wonderful goodies she collected from the desert. She knew the name of every little twig, rock, and plant she had. She heated the house with a wood burning stove, used a composting toilet, had solar panels for electricity, and carried her own water in from a nearby neighbor.

She had built an outbuilding which could store some salvaged materials for new construction and housed a small flock of chickens. The chickens were allowed outside and were kept safe in an enclosure using old tires.

Of course there were places to plant a vegetable garden and flowers. She had tried to build a mud/adobe dog-house for her 4-legged roommate but it wasn’t good enough for Badger so she stored other items in there instead.

By this time I was drooling. This was a person who actually was living a self-sufficient lifestyle. She was a very gracious hostess. We enjoyed coffee and Danishes she made for the occasion. I had to ask one more question. How much did she need to spend a month to live. When she replied $400, I was shocked. She also said she didn’t own anything. The property she was living on for those 16 years belonged to a friend, the water she needed was on a neighbor’s nearby ranch, and the truck she used for transportation was also owned by someone else. This lady was my idol.

I am not surprised that she has such gracious friends for she is a very gracious person herself. I plan on visiting her from time to time to learn more about a self-sufficiency life style and to enjoy time with a new friend.

Feb 22 2015

Catching Izzy’s Pee

catching-dog-pee-cartoonIzzy was suddenly drinking a lot more water than usual. Needless to say, he was also peeing more than usual, too. Normally, this is an indication of a possible health problem.

We wanted to check it out. When we went to South Dakota to register our vehicles, we used a vet there in Rapid City. Since we would be moving around some, we asked them if they could help us with Izzy long distance. They were very amiable to the idea.

So, we thought this was a good opportunity to try out the long distance consultation. Through our pet’s profile on their web site, we emailed Izzy’s symptoms to them. We also mentioned that we had some urinalysis strips for testing his pee, if that would be helpful.

When Dr. Marrotte called, we discussed some possibilities and we decided that the urine test would be a good start. She asked us to get a sample of Izzy’s urine and follow the directions on the test strips container to get the numbers and email them to her. When Natalie asked her how to collect the urine, she said to get a pan and go for it, and then suggested videoing it and then chuckled.

Within minutes of the call, Izzy decided to give us the opportunity to do the collection for he was scratching on the door to go out. We searched to find some sort of container for the collection. A cup was out of the question, so we got a plastic throw away “Take Along” storage container. Natalie was selected by me to be the one to take the sample while I tried to video the operation.

izzy-sketch-01Izzy must have needed to go pretty badly because he popped out of the 5th Wheel and in a very short distance found a railroad tie and lifted his leg. Neither of us expected this… most of the time he has to check out several spots before he finds the perfect one for christening. Both Natalie and I scrambled to accomplish our assigned duties. I think Natalie completed her task much better than I did. We got a lot of beagle urine to take as many test as we needed to in order to note the results. My video wasn’t as good as I hoped for but we did get something. I wanted to give it another try at a later date but Natalie didn’t want work for perfection.

Video Link:

Feb 21 2015

SanDisk Ultra 32GB Flash Drive Washes & Dries… is it Ok?

SanDisk-flash-driveIf you ever want to clean your San Disk Ultra 32GB Flash Drive go right ahead. It will go through the ordeal without harm. At least that is what we discovered when one afternoon Natalie asked me what happened to the flash drive we used to transfer data the other day. I didn’t have a clue, which isn’t unusual for me. I forget where I put everything. Natalie searched all over the place, which isn’t hard in a 5th Wheel coach and came up with nada.

 

 

I asked if she had checked my shirt, I was afraid I might have left it in my pocket. This could be a bad thing for I was in the process of doing our weekly laundry. She said she had and it wasn’t there. Was I ever relieved.

It is always frustrating when something goes missing. I always blame the Borrowers, those invisible little folks that steal things around the house when you are not looking. However, in this case, that wasn’t the case.

When I went to take the clothes out of the dryer, along the rim to the dryer tub I saw three things: A small metal pill container Natalie used for carrying vitamins, several coins, and you guessed it, the Flash Drive. Apparently, even though it wasn’t in my shirt, it was most definitely in another pocket! Oooops.

SanDisk-sketchWe decided to try the Flash Drive in our computer to see if it worked. We inserted it and the “bong-bong” sound of a USB device was music to our ears. Amazing. Then the screen came up asking about the opening of the files. Shocking. The files popped up and showed no less harm for the laundering. Now the next and final test… we opened one of the files. And yes, it came up looking perfect.

Ok, I think we were very, very lucky. I do not suggest you intentionally wash and dry your SanDisk Ultra 32GB Flash Drive, or any other drive for that matter. But in case you don’t check your pockets and accidentally toss them in the laundry, try them out before throwing them out. You might be surprised, too.

Feb 02 2015

Diva, the Pony

diva-ponyFive days ago, Shirley and I were invited to learn how to take care of a little pony named Diva. She’d be boarding with Kiva for 4 to 6 weeks until her owner’s broken leg healed enough for her to take care of her own pony. Sounded like a lot of fun, so we said “yes” and Diane (Kiva’s horse and people trainer) got us started right away.

She showed us how to desensitize Diva from the training stick by rubbing it on her back, legs, belly, and neck, and also gently flipping the string around and on her. Diane also showed us how to give Diva a little exercise by having her move in circles around us. And then Diane shooed us off to brush/groom the pony by saying, “you used to be dog groomers, you can figure it out!” We didn’t feel the same confidence, so we prowled around YouTube a bit to get a better idea.

The poor little pony hadn’t been getting much attention (her owner injured herself mid December). Plus, the little stinker likes to rub on her back a lot… getting very dirty and muddy. So, she was a mess.

diva-pony-sketchPlaying with a curry comb and dandy brush, we got her almost looking good. Her mane glowed and most of the dust had been removed from her coat. All that was left was to finalize her tail (it was really, really tangled). And then we got 3 days of rain. Remember that Diva likes to roll on the ground? Well, she’s back to being a total mess! The stinker.

We’ll have our work cut out for us when the mud dries up.

This is all new for us, but lots of fun. Diva already recognizes us and runs up to us to get a piece of carrot or an apple-oat treat.

Jan 02 2015

Amazing Christmas Gifts

white-ornamentThis last Christmas, while at Kiva, we received some absolutely amazing gifts from a truly delightful lady. She has mad skills with working with teeny, tiny beads. And she used those skills to drape Christmas ornaments with intricate bead designs. The detail and massive time investment of her efforts were remarkable. We were so thankful and appreciative that she chose to share the results of her labors of love with us.

 

red-ornamentOne ornament, in particular, (the one received by the Park’s manager) caused quite a stir when Shirley said it reminded her of a whore house! What?! *jaws dropped*, *eyes popped* What?! Everybody wanted to know how she knew that.

So she told this story:

Years and years ago when she was a dog groomer, she had a client drop off their dog with the request that she deliver it back to them when she was done. She agreed. (By the way, this is the ONLY dog she ever agreed to drive back to its owner’s when she was done grooming it.)

Turned out that the dog was to be taken to an address on 25th Street in Ogden, UT… way back before the restoration effort and the quaint “Historic 25th Street” campaign occurred. Uh oh. The area had all the building’s windows covered with security bars, was littered with pawn shops, payday loan places, seedy bars, etc.

red-carpet-with-beauty-queenYou can imagine Shirley’s trepidation when she approached the establishment where she was to drop off the dog. When she entered, she saw a waiting area with comfortable furniture. The person at the entrance directed Shirley to take the dog through the building to a room in the back. On her way, Shirley was bewildered. There was one very, very big room. Along the exterior walls were double beds with delicate bead and lace encrusted canopies over them. There must have been 10 beds on each side. She went down the central walk space toward the back on a lush red carpet, the kind you would imagine for the red carpet treatment for a dignitary or other important people. The beds were covered with rich red spreads and the whole place was dimly lit, which made a low reddish glow throughout the room. OMG, this place had to be a whore house!

white-poodleOnce she started toward the back with pup in hand, she was hesitant to continue. But what was she to do? Turn around and run, then phone the customer from a pay phone outside (note that this was before the days of cell phones) to come get his dog and give her $13.95 plus whatever tip he was willing to pay for the delivery. Well, since it was it was apparent that the business was closed at the moment, she decided to venture on to the back where the small office was located. She was grateful to find the owner of the small poodle she was carrying. He was happy to have beautiful Fluffy back. The pup was happy to see him, wagging her tail with joy. He rewarded Shirley’s efforts with a 20 dollar bill and she swore she would never deliver a dog to anyone ever again.

Thus, the ornate beadwork in fire-engine red, draping an elegant Christmas tree ornament, gave Shirley an instant flash back to that day she dropped off a prettily groom dog in a whore house!